he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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