i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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