it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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