college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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