Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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