$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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