oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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