they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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