Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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