I am in a vortex of obligation.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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