I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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