why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
MIDGETS
????
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
