how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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