I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
