he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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