Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Houston, we have a squirter
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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