She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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