I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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