I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I wanna bring you to show and tell
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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