he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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