Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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