So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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