Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
