32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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