Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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