I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Randomize
