i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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