I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
