please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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