I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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