whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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