If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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