found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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