sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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