nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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