What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
