by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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