I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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