please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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