That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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