Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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