Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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