and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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