I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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