I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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