My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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