I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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