But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sponge bath it is.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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