At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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