is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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