super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
3pm strippers are depressing
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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